Jesus doesn't like it when you piss on the Eiffel Tower

So I am currently house sitting for my high school French teacher. It is a pretty easy $150 minus the cat running away. I was letting the dog in and the cat slipped out, into the vast darkness. AWESOME! I looked around a bit-to no avail. I woke up early this morning and didn't see him. Worried all day about it and work and hoped to God that I would find him when I got home. I did not. I pick up the phone to call Madame and tell her the bad news. She takes it okay. Upon her advice I take the jug-o-cat food and go outside to, low and behold, find the cat. I lure him inside with the food and the bastard will be staying inside for the rest of my tenure as house sitter.

What else is going on. I am currently taking a break from cleaning the bathroom. Phil is coming in a week and he needs a clean place to shit. Aren't I an awesome girlfriend. Tomorrow, once I have properly tended to the animals, I will return to my house and clean my room. We can't have Phil knowing how messy I really am, can we. I really can't wait to see him. I am genuinely a much happier person when with him. He brings out the best in me and I can't wait for everyone here (by everyone I mean all 2 people in Frederick I care about) to meet him and to see how well we work together. I am really sure about things with Phil and it is nice to be sure about one thing in your life.

Work is going well. Everyone is nice. The head boss has her moments where I just smile and not then bitch when she leaves the room. I am staying busy and, for the most part, I am having fun. I don't mind going to work everyday which is a good feel and they pay me well. I guess life isn't that bad after all.

I had a leftover Bloomin' Onion and a Hawaiian pizza for dinner. Delish. No one else in my house eats Papa John's and it is the only pizza around here that I can tolerate. When the family is out of town Maria actually eats well.

Speaking of which, the family is out of town. My oldest step-brother is getting married. Why aren't aren't you there, Maria? I have only met the guy once and have no attachment to him whatsoever. Also I am not missing 3 days of work to go to Arizona and essentially do nothing. Not to mention the fact I am currently enjoying FIVE DAYS WITHOUT MY FAMILY! I just may go use one of the forbidden pillows. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH.

Essentially I am just killing time until 9:15 Friday morning. I can do it! Less than a week away. Guess I should finish cleaning the bathroom. The Radiohead CD just finished (which was playing really loudly when the pizza guy came so I looked like a cool kid who listens to cool music and he appeared to be the type that appreciates good music. ALSO I had the random though, most likely brought on by knowing Phil too long, about asking the pizza delivery guy if he told the job just on the off chance some horny housewife answers the door and he just may get some. Then making weird sexual comments the rest of the time while signing the paper and giving him his "tip". I amused myself mightily with this though. Please don't think of me as really fucked up.) What CD to listen to next...